Monday, July 21

King Me

There is something innately pleasurable about telling someone else to king you. I think that this in itself is half the reason I engage in the game of checkers when presented the opportunity.

I think that it also might, in part, describe how I felt this afternoon after finding that I had been accepted into the Information Systems program at BYU. A little bit proud, but mostly glad that I finally made it to the other side of the board for once.

Sunday, July 13

CREW MEMBER(S) NEEDED

I am pleased to announce that the captain of the Black Pearl is now taking applications for crew members aboard said vessel on her voyage back to UT at the end of the month of August this year.

If you or anyone you know has need of passage to a destination westward of the eastern coast please contact the skipper (yours truly). Thank you.

Saturday, July 12

On Dancing

I have had a thought. In fact, I think about many things, all the time, but in particular there is one thought that I would like to share.

Specifically, I have come to the conclusion that dances are likely one of the most difficult social situations you can encounter. It takes a degree of balance that I have not yet mastered, at least. You can talk and be a wallflower the whole time, part of the time, or only some of the time. Conversely, you can also dance your head off and make a fool of yourself the whole time, part of the time, or only some of the time. You could mix and match. Even if dancing is your forte, and you don't make a fool of yourself, there seems to be no good way to do it without losing out on the social aspect of the dance.

Thus we see my problem. I end up dancing, and never talking. A continual dance instructor, and socially boring.

Or it could be that dances are perfectly fine social settings, and I am so clueless as to the whole subject that no matter how hard I try, I'll always be groping for answers...if so, I welcome guidance from those more fortunate to have some sort of social direction to their lives.

A FORMAL CHRISTENING



Need I say more?