The Black Pearl's Berth

... then I'll be lost to marriage forever.  Sorry ladies. I haven't posted here since last September... my bad.  I'm glad to ...

It's been a while since I've posted here.  Guess I should probably change that. I have plenty of reasons why; work, dating, church...

It is groundhog day tomorrow.  It also very very very very very very very very cold, and I dislike this.  I live in Tejas.  This place is su...

Extra!  Extra!  Read all about it!  I have a girlfriend and I'm gonna shout it! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!! The end.

"I'm such a good third wheel I'm practically a sidecar." (Yours truly)

I was just going through some of my old songwriting notes from past years, and came across this short piece I must've written a long tim...

"I want the brownie bladder blizzard." (yours truly, unfortunately)