Sunday, December 9

Theory

I have a theory that the gap between tall and short people will only get wider, kind of like the gap between the bourgeoisie and the proletariat. I mean, sometimes the basketball player marries the cheerleader, but who else are they going to marry anyway?

Usually, though, birds of a feather flock together. I've noticed that things just don't seem to usually work out otherwise, at least for me. Just like trying to put a puzzle together, you can't force two puzzle pieces together that just don't fit. Tall and short don't match very well.

Obviously this is just a theory, but I'd like to put it to the test and see how true it is. It would be great if we could conduct widespread research and got some real demographic data...

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