Monday, February 18

Presidents' Day

What a holiday-ridden month it is. I'm not sure how to celebrate Presidents' Day this year. I am at work at the moment, making money. I suppose that's realizing the American dream...

My roommate went paintballing. I'm not quite sure how that fits into the idea of living the American dream yet, but I'm sure I'll figure it out. Maybe we should throw a party tonight celebrating all the different Presidents' birthdays, and we could sing and everything. Or we could just do some more homework, and call it a day.

Most likely the latter.

Thursday, February 14

Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine's Day to all! I have had a wonderful day.

I have the distinct impression that it is probably the best day to get phone numbers from girls. But this is beside the point. I have one of the best ideas I've had in a long time, although it seems not many other people share my enthusiasm for it. Let me share it with you.

Everyone loves Christmas songs, but because of the subject matter, you can only legally sing them but once a year. I had a brilliant stroke of revelatory inspiration this morning, and thought that it would be probably the most amazing thing in the world if we just changed the words to popular Christmas songs so they referred to Valentine's day. We could all then go caroling together, at least those of us who don't have a Valentine of our own. We could go door to door, wishing Valentine's joy upon everyone, sharing the love we have with all people. It sounds so amazingly fun, and I can't even begin to imagine all the new friends we'd gain. Besides, unless they don't already have their own special someone for the day, I'm sure most people we sing to would be tempted to join us.

In any case, I have a wallyball game this evening at eight 'o clock, then I just might see about doing some good quality Valentine's caroling. If not, at least it was an entertaining thought. Happy Valentine's Day!

Wednesday, February 6

Notable Quote

"I feel like a giddy schoolboy!"
(Yours truly)
"But you are!"
(Bran Muffin)

Sunday, February 3

Strangeness

Apparently I say strange things. My roommate has nominated me for the weirdest person in the apartment. I hope this means I'll be more successful in my social life due to my newly accredited unique personality. As a sample, I'll share a few of the things that have qualified me for this prestigious nomination:

"No, I know what time it is, I was just wondering how to answer Facebook. It's asking how I am right now."

"I look good in a hat."

To be continued...