Strangeness

Apparently I say strange things. My roommate has nominated me for the weirdest person in the apartment. I hope this means I'll be more successful in my social life due to my newly accredited unique personality. As a sample, I'll share a few of the things that have qualified me for this prestigious nomination:

"No, I know what time it is, I was just wondering how to answer Facebook. It's asking how I am right now."

"I look good in a hat."

To be continued...